Why the fuck do I have nothing to talk about?

Because I've been studying.
Holy fuck.
Maybe i'll get less than five fails this time around.
I doubt it.
Such a darn waste of time.
For those of you who haven't noticed I am writing every sentence on a different line.
This is because it makes my blog look longer and possibly more interesting.
I highly doubt that though.
But.
I am easily amused.
Anyway.
The holidays are almost over ;0.
I don't know whether to be glad or remorseful.
I guess they have been slightly more productive for me than usual, I hope they were the same for you guys.
That sentence took more than one line up.
I'm fucking embarrassed now.
I devised a way to hold and use two pens with one hand.
It works well if you have five fingers, otherwise i'm not sure.
I'll get ET and his magical flying bike and brother Elliott to test it.
ET has four fingers.
I have watched that movie way too many times.
(you can never watch ET too many times).
I have it on DVD and everything.
Actually I own a DVD that is seriously 5 hours film of birds sitting on sticks.
You're supposed to show it to your bird if they're lonely or anything.
I don't know what to be more ashamed of, the fact that I actually bought it thinking it would work or the fact I think my budgie is lonely.
Animals have feelings too yknow.
I would know....
Rather than leaving on a note of bestiality that will just creep people out and keep them away from this blog I shall talk about something else now for a long period of time to wipe your mind rather than deleting that.
My backspace button doesn't work, see.
I'm only joking.
That would be pretty inconvenient for me if it did.
I make enough speeling errors after backspacing and fixing stuff up, imagine what it would be like if they all showed up.
People would think i'm dyslexic.
But i'm not.
I don't think.
Gosh maybe I should get that checked out.
I should really start trailing the net for cool pictures to include here like I sometimes did before. But I can't really beat Ally's 'blending in' picture.
Dangit.
It's first day of term tomorrow.
And.
Summer uniform ;0.
Which is great, I think, because legs like mine don't deserve to be covered up all the time.
Hehehehehe.
Thats right be jealous you.
About what?
I dont know I lost track of what I was talking about.
Haha now that we haven't worn our uniform since term one everyone will come to school dressed all tight and kinky.
Wow aren't I going to enjoy this.
Well that is all for now.
Have a nice 12 hours and 4 minutes before school starts.