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Saturday, 3 October 2009

Ditto

andrew says (4:39 PM):
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
emily ! says (4:39 PM):
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HAHA
andrew says (4:39 PM):
On the planet Ybzeoiubsdak
There lived a small boy named Cameron
Cameron was a good little boy
Even though he survived an abortion and was supectedly gay

emily ! says (4:40 PM):
nice name choice
andrew says (4:40 PM):
He was a nice person who liked to help people very much
One day when he was setting the dinner table for his favourite meal, meat loaf and maple syrup
He noticed his mummy had bought some new serviettes
They were white in colour, and had elephant prints on them
Cameron thought these serviettes were the shiz
So he put one in his pocket

After dinner, cameron went to his room
And pulled out the serviette
To his surprise, the elephants had disappeared
This startled Cameron very much
Until out of the corner of his eye
He noticed a small tribe of elephants on the floor
They were happily grazing the his carpet
Cameron found this utterly spectacular!
So he went and called his parents to his room
emily ! says (4:45 PM):
LOL WTF THIS IS TWISTED
HOWD YOU THINK OF THIS

andrew says (4:45 PM):
When they came back, to their dismay, the elephants were dead
Cameron cried as his mummy told him that she accidentally washed his carpet with miniature elephant killing spray the previous day
When Cameron overcome this terrible occurence
He decided he could make some use of these elephants
He coincidentally had a school project
To collect samples of animals thought to be extinct
Throuhg the powerof wikipedia
Cameron found information on these elephants

Turns out they werent actually elephants
They were tadpoles
But yknow
Same difference
Anyway
He pressed the elephant tadpoles with his white pages books and stuck them to paper with sticky tape
The next day as Cameron was walking to school
He noticed there was a rainbow in the sky
The looked up for a moment to admire it
Just like he admired his girlfriend, Emily
While he was doing this
He did not realise he was standing on the road
emily ! says (4:50 PM):
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andrew says (4:50 PM):
And was suddenly run over by ms biczo's broomstick!
It was terrible

emily ! says (4:50 PM):
CAMERON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
andrew says (4:50 PM):
and messy
and everyone was sad
The End
emily ! says (4:50 PM):
NAWWW .
Daniel says (4:50 PM):
that was very long
andrew says (4:50 PM):
thats what he said

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