I write pro stories.

andrew says (11:48 PM):
okay
once upon a time....
LOL
there was a strawberry called Geraldine
emily ! says (11:48 PM):
Good start
andrew says (11:49 PM):
Geraldine was a pretty strawberry
long, wavy green leaves
smooth, round seed/nipple thingies.
But
Little did she know
emily ! says (11:49 PM):
strange. Continue.
andrew says (11:50 PM):
She was not the most normal strawberry in the cupboard
Not to mention it not being entirely the most normal thing
to have strawberries growing in a cupboard
but it was a narnia cupboard and it was hardcore and stuff
anyway
The reason for this
was because
Geraldine was actually a llama
wearing a strawberry suit
not just a llama
emily ! says (11:51 PM):
... LOL
andrew says (11:51 PM):
but a plastic midget llama
this was an unusual disorder from birth
not very common
anyyyyywaaaayyyy
emily ! says (11:52 PM):
AHHAAHHAHA LOLLLL
Reminds me of something..
andrew says (11:52 PM):
Geraldine was often teased because of her plasticky midget llama origins
The other strawberries would often be like
OMG BRO WTF ESHAYZZZ WE GNA ROLL YOU LLAMA BIATCH
Which dearly hurt her feelings
So
One day
Geraldine and her best friend, poppycock the premature ejaculation moth
went to visit a strange, old man
little did they know
emily ! says (11:54 PM):
.... o____O
andrew says (11:54 PM):
he wasnt actually a man
he was also a plastic llama strawberry thing
anyway
they hit it off
and had many many small babies
even though there was like a 4 week age difference
emily ! says (11:54 PM):
..
andrew says (11:55 PM):
(thats a lot for a strawberry)
and they also adopted poppycock
but
when their children hatched from their dragon eggs
they werent in fact plastic llama strawberries
they were actually avocadoes
so they had a divine feast
emily ! says (11:55 PM):
This is a twisted story.. LOL
andrew says (11:55 PM):
and everyone was happy
the END.