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Moving onto something new right now but I shall keep this blog if i ever feel the need to post, and for the archives. But don't bother checking it out for now. Laters.

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Why the fuck do I have nothing to talk about?

Because I've been studying.
Holy fuck.
Maybe i'll get less than five fails this time around.
I doubt it.
Such a darn waste of time.
For those of you who haven't noticed I am writing every sentence on a different line.
This is because it makes my blog look longer and possibly more interesting.
I highly doubt that though.
But.
I am easily amused.
Anyway.
The holidays are almost over ;0.
I don't know whether to be glad or remorseful.
I guess they have been slightly more productive for me than usual, I hope they were the same for you guys.
That sentence took more than one line up.
I'm fucking embarrassed now.
I devised a way to hold and use two pens with one hand.
It works well if you have five fingers, otherwise i'm not sure.
I'll get ET and his magical flying bike and brother Elliott to test it.
ET has four fingers.
I have watched that movie way too many times.
(you can never watch ET too many times).
I have it on DVD and everything.
Actually I own a DVD that is seriously 5 hours film of birds sitting on sticks.
You're supposed to show it to your bird if they're lonely or anything.
I don't know what to be more ashamed of, the fact that I actually bought it thinking it would work or the fact I think my budgie is lonely.
Animals have feelings too yknow.
I would know....
Rather than leaving on a note of bestiality that will just creep people out and keep them away from this blog I shall talk about something else now for a long period of time to wipe your mind rather than deleting that.
My backspace button doesn't work, see.
I'm only joking.
That would be pretty inconvenient for me if it did.
I make enough speeling errors after backspacing and fixing stuff up, imagine what it would be like if they all showed up.
People would think i'm dyslexic.
But i'm not.
I don't think.
Gosh maybe I should get that checked out.
I should really start trailing the net for cool pictures to include here like I sometimes did before. But I can't really beat Ally's 'blending in' picture.
Dangit.
It's first day of term tomorrow.
And.
Summer uniform ;0.
Which is great, I think, because legs like mine don't deserve to be covered up all the time.
Hehehehehe.
Thats right be jealous you.
About what?
I dont know I lost track of what I was talking about.
Haha now that we haven't worn our uniform since term one everyone will come to school dressed all tight and kinky.
Wow aren't I going to enjoy this.
Well that is all for now.
Have a nice 12 hours and 4 minutes before school starts.

SWEET.

Just crossed something new off my list of things to do before I die.
#45- Watch Paris Hilton die.

For those of you who haven't seen the remake of House Of Wax, I urge you all to watch it. It might not be a great movie, with a decent plot or good actors or anything, but my gosh nothing will ever beat the satisfaction of seeing that rusty old pole driven through her thick head. I would show pictures of something but stuff like that would make me look like I'm copying Anna's blog, so I'll leave that for her :D

AND

I'm not the only one who writes cool stories. This is my friend Alex:

yay. who did hello why donkey am cold lick pole on fish sticks in pools of men eating fish babies with giant tomato faces that have loving party animals that will wear your
mothers petticoat fingernail sponge fly over the great barrier men floor of seamen in alot of jamaica grass toppings on lemur tail with very long elbows that like to have icecream flavoured jelly with beans that contemplates their style of their petticoat.

woo. i am the most anxious potato that ever walked the earth of curtains and wore a large sock in suggestive ways that make potatoes think theyre gay with sock children on the large and enormous beer keg that killed 7845672109672309 jacksons in action at the mall of very large orangutan potatoes that make elf hats and wear very large gloves with big encrusted brains that like to have a big party in chains and dragon costumes which look fab.

Sorry to like, ruin all your self confidence or anything, but don't even try and get that good, it ain't gonna happen.

P.S. PANCAKES FUCKING ROCK OKAY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO FUCKING ANTI-PANCAKE SHIT EVER BECAUSE IT ISN'T TRUE. STOP LIVING A LIE YOU SILLY PEOPLE. No offense or anything. Have a lovely rest of your holidays. And anyone going to Parra tomorrow I guess I'll see you there. Laters.

I would start this blog with a number but it's holidays so I forget how to count...

I really don't have much to talk about this week. So I am writing a short blog just to let you all know I am still alive. Pity isn't it.

*I need to find a piece to play for my music yearly.. Any suggestions?
*My eye hurts and I don't know why. Maybe I looked at Daniel's blog. JOKES ITS COOL.
*I don't like bowling. Like really. As in beaten by a ten year old who wasn't using bumpers. Yep.
*I like colours quite alot at the moment. ;O They're pretty.
*My nails still have little pink bits here and there from my dodgy acetone job. I'm too scared to rub it on my skin any more hahaha.
*Vanessa chlorinated my one hundred dollar TB shirt and I still haven't washed it.
*I was going to study but then I remembered I still have a soul. I bet that will offend a lot of people hahaha. Nah it's okay to want to do well.

You guys have a nice week. :D

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I dont know how I found this...

Ditto

andrew says (4:39 PM):
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
emily ! says (4:39 PM):
:]
HAHA
andrew says (4:39 PM):
On the planet Ybzeoiubsdak
There lived a small boy named Cameron
Cameron was a good little boy
Even though he survived an abortion and was supectedly gay
emily ! says (4:40 PM):
nice name choice
andrew says (4:40 PM):
He was a nice person who liked to help people very much
One day when he was setting the dinner table for his favourite meal, meat loaf and maple syrup
He noticed his mummy had bought some new serviettes
They were white in colour, and had elephant prints on them
Cameron thought these serviettes were the shiz
So he put one in his pocket
After dinner, cameron went to his room
And pulled out the serviette
To his surprise, the elephants had disappeared
This startled Cameron very much
Until out of the corner of his eye
He noticed a small tribe of elephants on the floor
They were happily grazing the his carpet
Cameron found this utterly spectacular!
So he went and called his parents to his room
emily ! says (4:45 PM):
LOL WTF THIS IS TWISTED
HOWD YOU THINK OF THIS
andrew says (4:45 PM):
When they came back, to their dismay, the elephants were dead
Cameron cried as his mummy told him that she accidentally washed his carpet with miniature elephant killing spray the previous day
When Cameron overcome this terrible occurence
He decided he could make some use of these elephants
He coincidentally had a school project
To collect samples of animals thought to be extinct
Throuhg the powerof wikipedia
Cameron found information on these elephants
Turns out they werent actually elephants
They were tadpoles
But yknow
Same difference
Anyway
He pressed the elephant tadpoles with his white pages books and stuck them to paper with sticky tape
The next day as Cameron was walking to school
He noticed there was a rainbow in the sky
The looked up for a moment to admire it
Just like he admired his girlfriend, Emily
While he was doing this
He did not realise he was standing on the road
emily ! says (4:50 PM):
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andrew says (4:50 PM):
And was suddenly run over by ms biczo's broomstick!
It was terrible
emily ! says (4:50 PM):
CAMERON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
andrew says (4:50 PM):
and messy
and everyone was sad
The End
emily ! says (4:50 PM):
NAWWW .
Daniel says (4:50 PM):
that was very long
andrew says (4:50 PM):
thats what he said

I write pro stories.

andrew says (11:48 PM):
okay
once upon a time....
LOL
there was a strawberry called Geraldine
emily ! says (11:48 PM):
Good start
andrew says (11:49 PM):
Geraldine was a pretty strawberry
long, wavy green leaves
smooth, round seed/nipple thingies.
But
Little did she know
emily ! says (11:49 PM):
strange. Continue.
andrew says (11:50 PM):
She was not the most normal strawberry in the cupboard
Not to mention it not being entirely the most normal thing
to have strawberries growing in a cupboard
but it was a narnia cupboard and it was hardcore and stuff
anyway
The reason for this
was because
Geraldine was actually a llama
wearing a strawberry suit
not just a llama
emily ! says (11:51 PM):
... LOL
andrew says (11:51 PM):
but a plastic midget llama
this was an unusual disorder from birth
not very common
anyyyyywaaaayyyy
emily ! says (11:52 PM):
AHHAAHHAHA LOLLLL
Reminds me of something..
andrew says (11:52 PM):
Geraldine was often teased because of her plasticky midget llama origins
The other strawberries would often be like
OMG BRO WTF ESHAYZZZ WE GNA ROLL YOU LLAMA BIATCH
Which dearly hurt her feelings
So
One day
Geraldine and her best friend, poppycock the premature ejaculation moth
went to visit a strange, old man
little did they know
emily ! says (11:54 PM):
.... o____O
andrew says (11:54 PM):
he wasnt actually a man
he was also a plastic llama strawberry thing
anyway
they hit it off
and had many many small babies
even though there was like a 4 week age difference
emily ! says (11:54 PM):
..
andrew says (11:55 PM):
(thats a lot for a strawberry)
and they also adopted poppycock
but
when their children hatched from their dragon eggs
they werent in fact plastic llama strawberries
they were actually avocadoes
so they had a divine feast
emily ! says (11:55 PM):
This is a twisted story.. LOL
andrew says (11:55 PM):
and everyone was happy
the END.