I welcome you to the beginning of my hopefully long and prosperous SEA MONKEY journey. In the first instalment I shall begin with my mission statement, courtesy of whoever wrote it.
WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AMAZING LIVE SEA MONKEYS(R)
You are about to begin a NEW amazing hobby that is so fantastic, it STAGGERS THE IMAGINATION! With only water and the "crystals" in your Sea-Monkey(R) kit, you will create INSTANT-LIFE(R)! Yes, single-handedly you will raise up the worlds only living, breathing, INSTANT-PETS(R)--- Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys(R)! With the act of giving your Sea-Monkeys(R) life, you join in the immensely rewarding experience of fellow hobbyists throughout the world! As a creator of Sea-Monkeys(R), you share with them, the knowledge that through your willingness to explore the unknown, you have stepped across the threshold of one of the strangest worlds of tomorrow's science ... TODAY!
Nextly, my progress. As of yesterday I have emptied the famed "Packet 1- Water Purifier" into my Sea Monkey lair.
Cover your eyes if you arent quite up to the excitement, i assure you its quite astounding.
I have now emptied the Instant Live Egg packet into the purest of purely purified water, where over the next day or two, my army will spawn. I have already been advised to call one Emily, anyone else looking for a dedicated Monkey, just ask.
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