ATTENTION.

Well, as some of you may know, I recently invented what I like to refer to as "The Sport Of The Future". I like to call it "Biscuit Peeing". The idea originated when one rainy day I was caught between eating a biscuit and going to the loo. How, i'm not quite sure, but the point is, it was fun.
Yes, thats right, FUN. I even like saying the word fun. FUN FUN FUN. Anyway as you can guess, this game basically consists of consuming an article of food whilst going to the toilet. Standing up, sitting down, eating biscuits, weet bix or uhh, migoreng, the game works for everyone in a different and unique way, making it fun for everyone. I urge you all to commence immediately as I would hate to see you all left out when it becomes a worldwide phenomenon.

Current players include:
Myself, of course.
Nikkida- been there for the idea since the start, couldnt have done it without you.
Alvinn- because he is a crazy bastard who has nothing better to do.
And our newest member- EMILY. Recently informed of the game, she has welcomed it honorably and is participating at a rate of about 5 rounds per day. Well done you bright little sausage :)