Anonymous?

Well I hate to do this to all of you who thought I had enough testicles to physically restrain myself from doing girly anonymous blogs, but i've been thinking a lot lately and I think it's probably a good idea to make these sort of things, a lot people in this blog will probably never read it but that's alright. Just so you know about a third of these people either don't go to Hurlstone or are animals. Yes, thats right, animals. I'll probably seclude myself from the internet for the rest of the weekend as I need to pick weeds for my ag assignment, mock my sister with food as she is participating in the 40-hour famine (who could resist?) and then i'll probably do something half useful like write music or throw things at other things. Anyway:

ONE: I don't really talk to you much anymore, which sometimes is a good thing because you must be one of the most disturbed and annoying people ever. But you have always been a great friend and we seem to have a lot in common sometimes, you have a really diverse respect for music and I respect you for that in turn. Good job.
TWO: You are quite possibly the most strange little person I have ever met, and I am so glad to have been friends with you the last what, 5 years? I think it's awesome we're still in contact, and even though your new friends are kind of not my type, I am always happy to spend time with you and your Pizza Hut cap. Im sure you will grow one day and tower over all of us, but until then, you're a bigger man on the inside than anyone I know.
THREE: We used to pretty "tight" I guess. You are extremely lame sometimes and seriously have girl problems, but you have always seemed to trust me and I will always be happy to help you and trust you back. I hope one day my transport arrangements allow for us to be friends like we used to be, if that makes sense.
FOUR: You are absolutely the lamest but funniest person I know, sometimes you just dont make sense but a lot of the time we share a really childish and punny sense of humour. You don't really seem to understand relationships and such and tend to be bit childish when it comes to girls and such but I think that will pass. Until then I guess it's alright to have someone who is just happy to be a carefree and devoted friend. I can't possibly imagine what things would be like if we hadn't met in year seven.
FIVE: You are like, my soul buddy. You may be inherently evil and vicious but you have always been there with me to know that i'm not alone. Sometimes I wonder if you can really understand me, but at the end of the day it doesnt matter, you have brightened up the last 4 and a half years of my life and I hope you continue to do so for much much longer. I don't think I would ever be able to replace you.
SIX: You are one of the most fun to be with girls I have ever met, and I absolutely hate that we see each other no more than once or twice a year. We have been friends basically our whole lives and I would have feelings for you if it werent for one slightly disturbing flaw, man that would be wierd. You're freaking awesome, cept for when you laughed at my 4yo cousin running me into a pole and tearing my leg. But i dont really blame you. Hehehe.
SEVEN: You are fucking hilarious. Fucking disturbed. And fucking fun to talk to about guitars. You have taught me an incredible amount of shit and introduced me to new ideas. Im grateful for you always listening to me and accepting my "ideas"? I'll be sure to miss your company soon but im sure our gear obsession will acquaint us in the future. You are probably the most unique person I know and I think you should embrace that because you have a great personality. Peace out dude.
EIGHT: Man we have been friends for a fair while now, and one day when we aren't together on the basis we always have been, it will be really wierd. Because you have other friends and I needa accept that. We seem to be quite different people with not a terrible lot in common, but that just makes us a more interesting pair of friends I think. You're like one of/my best friend and I'm so glad we have always been able to trust each other and reconcile when we have disagreements. You're a bit of a girl sometimes but that's okay. So am I, I guess.
NINE: We are like, so incredibly different. And I have no idea how we have been friends for so long, but I dont care because you are so kind and trustworthy. We've fought tonnes of times before but we have always been able to accept our differences in the end and I think that has made us more mature. I hope we never lose contact, EVER.
TEN: I probably make a big deal out of you but you do mean a lot to me, and I hope you turn out a lot like number FIVE.
ELEVEN: You are like, massively funny, and probably on some kind of drugs. I hope not but god who knows. We used to talk a lot a bit like number THREE. Its a shame we dont really anymore, but a second spent talking to you is certainly a worthwhile one.
TWELVE: I have no idea what to say here. It's massively wierd. We've known each other for a couple years now and we've always been friends in some way. We fell out a bit sometime and to be honest i dont remember when, but im really sorry if I said anything that made you feel bad. We never really got to talk about it and I regret not doing so, I guess i was just nervous confused etc. Point is that I have always tried to side with you even when a lot of people didnt like you and im glad i did so because you are one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for, and I mean that. Anyway, lately things have been really great. I think you have matured incredibly over the last, 6 months maybe? Although sometimes you do things that are just....wierd. But it's not like I can talk. I care about you and so do a lot of other people and I am proud of you for always being yourself, and making responsible decisions, not just doing things because theyre "cool". You' are the most amazing, awkward, funny and PUBLICLY EMBARRASSING girl I have ever known. This must be the most stupidly obvious anonymous blog ever but who cares.

Im off to go...do stuff. Have a nice weekend everyone.