Anonymous #2

Well I thought it was bad enough the first time, but turns out a boring Saturday night can bring out the worse in all of us. Here's Anonymous Blog #2, with a twist.

ONE: You are really quite special, I will never tire of the packets of joy you come in. Especially the tubes- I really love your tubes. Although youre more fun when you're fresh and hot, I dont mind having you the day after, it's all part of the experience really. I also love that you're full of dough.

TWO: Your long, hard wood just can't be described with words. Im sorry for the time I pounded you against the bathtub, but it was just all too exciting. My love for you extends far beyond that smooth nut of yours, it is very much more. Im not too fond that you lack the F-holes some of your relatives possess, but then again, nobody is perfect. I can express my true feelings on you more than I can possibly do on anything else.

THREE: Sometimes I wish you had a longer jack, but then I realise that you already give me so much more than I could ask for, and ask for nothing in return but a rest up for the next time I plug into you. I hope you never die.

FOUR: Things haven't been great lately. I get really angry when you won't let me sit on you all through the night, and when I do get angry I hit you, and throw you. I need you to know that the reason I do this is because I really could not live without you, and I hope things get better soon.

FIVE: You really help me every day, especially at this time of the year. When I rub my nose on you, the relief I get is just so... sensual? Sometimes when this happens, the stuff doesnt always come out, and it might seem like a waste, but I don't mind. A second spent touching you is one I always savour.

SIX: I haven't been on you for a while now, but when I am, I really enjoy it. You truly have the sweetest juice I have ever tasted. Even though I can't taste the sugar in the back of my throat, I always know it's there, and I thank you for that.

SEVEN: Most people think you're very kinky, and think less of me for that, but when it comes down to it, that's really just the way I like it. I can't think of anything I like to slip into more every night. Im getting bigger now and I don't exactly fit in you all the time, but it's worth squeezing to get inside of you.

EIGHT: Having you in my mouth is just the best feeling ever. Once you're there I just cant stop, I always want more of you. People might think that a bit unhealthy in many ways, and there are diseases that I could get from that, but I think that I can be safe with you and prevent that from happening, even if I do swallow every time. You make me really happy.

NINE: I start almost every morning with you. Being able to cover you in my light, creamy milk just makes me smile so much. Then comes the sugar. I'll give you some sugar anytime, sometimes it might be a little too much, but I think it's appropriate considering how dear you are to me. Once you've soaked up all that milk, we really get down to business. Shoving you in there so hard and quick to get to school on time might hurt you, but I think it works better for us that way. If I spent too much time on you, I think I might get a little bored, although with my family, you usually don't last very long anyway.

TEN: We have been together longer than all my other anonymous friends. From the beginning, you were always quite boring, having you on me was just so standard and simple. But then I got to year 8, and you really started to bloom. I don't if it was hormones or just my attitude, because thats a time when we all start to go through some changes, but you just stood out. Now you are one of the things that makes me myself. Some people call us names like faggot when we're together, but I can't let that get to me, you're too important for me to worry about that. I love how you are so multicoloured now, youve bloomed into an interracial sex party really. I think we will have a lot of good times to come, and that you will go through some changes soon, but youre always the same to me. I love you.

And that's it.
If you would like some similar reading I encourage you all to check out Emily's blog from around this time.
Yay for fucked up anonymous posts!!
BTW Daniel isn't ten. ><